Ruben Carbajal » 2011

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When books came out, do you think there were guys who were like, “Yeah, I just prefer the look and feel of scrolls.”

Retweeting the Pope’s tweet = one Hail Mary.

Governor Christie believes marriage should be between a man and a twelve-foot submarine sandwich.

Yes, when the bees disappear we’re done for. The bright side: allergy-free apocalypse.

One day I would like to walk into a Dollar Store, slap down a hundred dollar bill and just start breaking stuff.

Whenever I give my Yorkie a bone, he turns into Bogart from Treasure of the Sierra Madre– he trusts no one.

Preparing the IV Drip of coffee that will be required of this morning.

Good job, New York! Hey upstate: doesn’t equality kinda feel good? Come on, admit it.

@iamtimellis i once saw a play that was two macbooks talking to one another. It was kind of good.

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