is too pretty for homework.
VISITORS ignore several sculptures, drawn to a bundle of wires sticking out of wall. They approve. ELECTRICIAN installs EXIT sign. #tp129
How to get noticed in NYC: smile.
Michelle Bachmann claims recent disasters are messages from God. God’s message: I’m aiming at you, Michelle.
“Let them eat wake.” — Mayor Bloomberg to Riker’s Island Inmates
I, Rene #ReplaceMovieTitleWithIrene
Rick Perry’s plan to turn around the economy: buy life insurance policies on all citizens, then push them off of trains.
I think the weatherman’s saying, from meteorologic standpoint, Irene has a nice ass.
Condoleezza Rice blushes, as she slips her gold-framed album of Gaddafi pics back under her pillow.
In preparation for Irene, I’ve preemptively resorted to cannibalism.