Michelle Bachmann promises she can bring gas prices down to $2.00 a gallon. What she doesn’t tell you is her plan involves Groupon.
Revenue idea for theatre: auction off late-comer fees.
I’m at the point in my semi-vegetarianism when car tires turn into hamburgers.
“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.” – Mark Twain
LA’s Lyric Theater seeking full length plays by FEMALE WRITERS. 1 role for woman 40+ and 1 role for women 20′s – 30′s. email@example.com
Rick Perry inadvertently proves man evolved from ape.
Don’t give Chicken Soup for the Soul to a chicken. It won’t cheer him up.
Who moved your cheese? I did.
Playwrights: can you write a play that scares in under 60 seconds? Submissions wanted! Details: http://www.gi60.blogspot.com