The four scariest words in the English language: Nancy Grace Wardrobe Malfunction.
Bank of America to charge debit card users $5 a month. Thinking of moving funds to the Bank of Sealy-Posturepedic.
Busy day! Also submitted to The Sin City New Play Fest. They’re looking for full-lengths, 1 previous prod OK. http://t.co/z2l38sWf
Plawrights: Just sent my 60 second scary play to the G(hosts)i60 Fest. You should too!
The apartment of my dreams: West Elm. The apartment I live in: Nightmare on Elm Street.
Heckler calls Obama the Antichrist. I seriously doubt it, as it’s almost impossible to run a decent Apocalypse on a deficit budget.