Ruben Carbajal

I’m on a first-name basis with Maury Povich. #ReasonsWeCantBeTogether

My niece losing it when I notice she has a sty: “Oh no! That’s my lucky eye!”

Something tells me that cat didn’t want to be found.

Warning: DO NOT USE facebook’s SUBSCRIPTIONS SERVICE. It will cause annoying cardboard mailers to fall out of your laptop when opened.

Among my grandmother’s possessions, I found all that remains of my great-grandparents: a union pin from 1939 and a thimble.

She ain’t no followback girl.

Can’t help but wonder what would have happened if our response had been to build instead of destroy, give rather than take away.

Watching ICarly with my niece. In Ihell.

Currently in Racine, WI. Mission: sort through my grandma’s 50+ years of old lady doo-dads and set up a rummage sale. #IamSOnotPunkRock

Can a play exist in the space of a minute? http://t.co/b1qiRc9