How cute, New York decided to dress up as The Ice Planet Hoth for Halloween this year.
Degree of discernible difference between my Winter Hibernation and Summertime Fun Modes, 2%
URGENT: The Senate is passing a bill to censor the Internet. And nobody’s spoken out against it yet! Can you help? http://t.co/HYmoplmt
It’s a Communicable Disease, Charlie Brown #RejectedPeanutsSpecials
Wendy’s are naming their new burgers after their founder, Dave. Must be a real honor to be memorialized by the thing that killed you.
New Harold Pinter sketch discovered. Seems perfect for a day like today.
Herman Cain would be my top pick if I was casting a Tyler Perry sitcom.
There was a really awkward moment there when Lindsay Lohan bumped into her career at the morgue.
BREAKING: The mayor of Detroit lobbies protesters to occupy his city.
Few people know this, but a McRib was pulled out of Ronald to create Grimace. #McCreationMyth