Forecast for Africa: no snow.
Man Discovers Santa Kissing Wife, Shots Fired
Merry Christmas to us everyone. And by us, I mean me. And by everyone, I mean, where is my iPad?
My Mom’s signature and Santa’s are identical. Something strange is going on here.
I hope the couple from The Twelve Days of Christmas signed a prenup.
Dear North Korea, I offer this slogan for your new leader. He’s the Un-Dictator!
Jon Bon Jovi is still dead to me.
They’re starting to jail the parents of truant students. If this law was around when I was a kid, my Mom would have several tear tattoos and know how to use a shiv.
This week we lost a playwright who led a revolution, and a despot who led through amateur theatricals.