January 31, 2012 in
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“I watch the Superbowl for the commercials,” is the new “I don’t own a television.” Yes, we’re devolving.
January 30, 2012 in
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The Chamber of Commerce was leading backer of #SOPA Ask Google to quit it. http://t.co/hClPY78o via @demandprogress
January 30, 2012 in
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Herman Cain endorses Gingrich. No two candidates have done more to make so-so husbands look like real finds.
January 29, 2012 in
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I have a vision for America: let’s build a moon colony where we can keep Newt Gingrich.
January 28, 2012 in
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It’s surprising to hear a politician as homophobic as Rick Santorum say the word ‘mandate’ out loud.
January 27, 2012 in
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Concordia survivors were offered 30% off their next cruise. If the captain would’ve punctured the inflatable lifeboats, they’d get half off.
January 26, 2012 in
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Pat Sajak admitted he’s hosted Wheel of Fortune drunk. This is also a good strategy for watching the show.
January 26, 2012 in
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NBA, it’s good to be back.
January 25, 2012 in
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Mitt Romney seems like a great candidate, until he fires you.
January 24, 2012 in
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Sign: SIR ISAAC NEWTON DISCOVERS THE LAW OF DEPRAVITY. Apple falls on NEWTON, he rises, screams and pummels the tree. CURTAIN #tp148
