What’s weird is that when you play THE LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE backwards, it says Dolenz was going first.
“Celebrating Leap Year.” (Today’s best answer when your boss asks you why you’re playing Donkey Kong)
“Look out, that Texas-sized meteorite is headed right for us.” (w/ thanks to Cormac McCarthy, copy editor)
Thank god for Linophan, which my doctor prescribed for my mild to moderate outbreaks of Linsanity.
Best performance of the year? Jamie Lee Curtis showing interest in a fan’s story of how Activia has improved her bowel movements.
Found a broken samurai sword on the sidewalk, the ninja problem is getting out of hand in Jersey City.
Fun Fact on the making of Ghost Rider 2: it cost more to make Nick Cage look like Nick Cage, than it did to make him look like Ghost Rider.
Mitt Romney: “I’m a son of Detroit.” Well, we agree that he’s a son of something.
Consumer note: the action in The Phantom Menace will be in 3D, the dialogue remains 1D.
Will Ferrell intros the players a Hornets game. (I’m writing intros for All-Star 2012–they will not be this funny)