Ruben Carbajal

I scoff at the Schwazeneggar, DeVito, Murphy sequel to Twins. Unless they were to hire me to write the script. Then I’d totally be into it.

Let us pray. Please god, tell us Alicia Silverstone is not creating advance publicity for a line of baby food.

HESTON: Soylent Green is people! NEARBY DINER: No wonder this stuff was so hard to pair with wine.

HESTON: Soylent Green is people! NEARBY DINER: He’s going to be really unhappy when he finds out what Soylent Brown is made of.

HESTON: Soylent Green is people! NEARBY DINER: He’s going to be really unhappy when he finds out what Soylent Brown is made of.

HESTON: Soylent Green is people! NEARBY DINER: Yes, but on the plus side, they use 100% free-range people.

HESTON: Soylent Green is people! NEARBY DINER: AND partially hydrogenated oils. So it’s pretty bad, folks.

HESTON: Soylent Green is people! NEARBY DINER: AND partially hydrogenated oils. So it’s pretty bad, folks.

HESTON: Soylent Green is people! NEARBY DINER: Thank god. I thought you were going to say ‘kale.’

Prediction: Cheney’s heart transplant will inspire him to return all the Christmas presents & leading the town in singing “Fah who for-aze!”