It’s just a theory, but I blame the Sound of Music for the rise of post-war fascism.
Staying in a fancy hotel in Mexico City. Constant background thought: this would be a really bad time for a revolution.
Assaulted my laptop in honor of Cyber Monday.
How’d that wishbone work out for the turkey?
Sorry kid, that outline of your hand looks nothing like a turkey.
Looking for the right stuffing for your Thanksgiving tofurky? Try turkey.
Men’s Wearhouse offers to buy Jos A. Bank in an effort to create the most boring shopping experience in human history.
Physicists discovered a way to look at photons without destroying them. The solution: refrain from commenting on their weight gain.
Dear people in line at Best Buy, “The internet.”