May 13, 2012 in
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Yes, we are prisoners of our own desires. But as far as prisons go…
May 12, 2012 in
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Ask you how he arrived in the future. (What Jesus would probably do)
May 11, 2012 in
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Just gave Mitt my lunch money.
May 5, 2012 in
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It’s a race to see how many people can catch The Avengers before the moon crashes into earth.
May 5, 2012 in
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Disappointed to learn eating five times as much egg-based condiments is not an appropriate way to celebrate today’s holiday.
May 4, 2012 in
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Not another Not Another movie.
May 2, 2012 in
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Can’t wait for the Connect Four movie.
May 1, 2012 in
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DISTRESSED BOATER: May Day! May Day!
PAUL LYNDE LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER: May Day? I thought it was April.
May 1, 2012 in
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Every year, Dentists kill themselves more than any other occupation. How they manage to beat out Suicide Bombers is really something.
April 30, 2012 in
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Mel Gibson is officially too angry to play Mad Max anymore.