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Yes, we are prisoners of our o…

Yes, we are prisoners of our own desires. But as far as prisons go…

Ask you how he arrived in the …

Ask you how he arrived in the future. (What Jesus would probably do)

Just gave Mitt my lunch money.

Just gave Mitt my lunch money.

It’s a race to see how many pe…

It’s a race to see how many people can catch The Avengers before the moon crashes into earth.

Disappointed to learn eating f…

Disappointed to learn eating five times as much egg-based condiments is not an appropriate way to celebrate today’s holiday.

Not another Not Another movie.

Can’t wait for the Connect Four movie.

DISTRESSED BOATER: May Day! May Day!
PAUL LYNDE LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER: May Day? I thought it was April.

Every year, Dentists kill themselves more than any other occupation. How they manage to beat out Suicide Bombers is really something.

Mel Gibson is officially too angry to play Mad Max anymore.

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