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September 21, 2011 in Uncategorized with 0 Comments

Star Wars edits, Facebook changes, Qwikster, REM breaks up. It’s nerd Armageddon.

September 21, 2011 in Uncategorized with 0 Comments

Finally: a Facebook for Crystal Meth users.

Tweet Play of the Week

September 20, 2011 in Uncategorized with 0 Comments

MAN tucks napkin under chin. Salts plate. Slathers butter over main course w/ love. Grabs fork, knife. Licks lips. TABLE devours him. #tp132

September 20, 2011 in Uncategorized with 0 Comments

Didn’t win the MacArthur Genius Award, but did find a few extra fries at the bottom of my bag of McDonald’s.

September 19, 2011 in Uncategorized with 0 Comments

Republican Nominees: It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day, not act like one.

September 19, 2011 in Uncategorized with 0 Comments

Maybe one day I’ll qualify for the Buffet Tax. A man can dream.

September 19, 2011 in Uncategorized with 0 Comments

Do you think they’re celebrating International Talk Like a Pirate Day in Somalia?

September 19, 2011 in Uncategorized with 0 Comments

Question: will #Qwikster carry Beta as well?

September 18, 2011 in Uncategorized with 0 Comments

So laughter is the best medicine. I would’ve guessed chemo.

September 18, 2011 in Uncategorized with 0 Comments

#IfIWonTheLottery I’d forgo social media, and hire stone masons to engrave all my random thoughts unto large blocks of marble.

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