Arthur’s Theme is such a sad song. When you get ca…

Arthur’s Theme is such a sad song. When you get ca…

Arthur’s Theme is such a sad song. When you get caught between the moon and New York City you die instantly from the atmospheric pressure.

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Random mp3 shuffle, you’re the only one who unders…

Random mp3 shuffle, you’re the only one who unders…

Random mp3 shuffle, you’re the only one who understands me.

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Proud to have my 2nd (!) play available on the she…

Proud to have my 2nd (!) play available on the she…

Proud to have my 2nd (!) play available on the shelves of The Drama Bookshop! ow.ly/l8NPH

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I see Kim Kardashian as kind of a Marie Antoinette…

I see Kim Kardashian as kind of a Marie Antoinette…

I see Kim Kardashian as kind of a Marie Antoinette figure, only she’s not giving up any cake.

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In the studios at Fuse, taping the Top 20 episode…

In the studios at Fuse, taping the Top 20 episode…

In the studios at Fuse, taping the Top 20 episode I wrote. It airs on Tuesday!

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Dan Brown Spoiler: It was the Pope’s secret evil t…

Dan Brown Spoiler: It was the Pope’s secret evil t…

Dan Brown Spoiler: It was the Pope’s secret evil twin, who kidnapped him, took his place. And kept the real Pope in the basement.

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Wearing a P90X T-shirt you obtained at gunpoint ro…

Wearing a P90X T-shirt you obtained at gunpoint ro…

Wearing a P90X T-shirt you obtained at gunpoint robbery is a lot more satisfying than you might think.

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Thought I was paying for the opportunity to kick Z…

Thought I was paying for the opportunity to kick Z…

Thought I was paying for the opportunity to kick Zach Braff. Another ten bucks down the drain.

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Playella | The Fittest by Ruben Carbajal http://t….

Playella | The Fittest by Ruben Carbajal http://t….

Playella | The Fittest by Ruben Carbajal wp.me/p2IpJs-kL via @wordpressdotcom

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REESE: Do you know who I am? COP: No. CUT TO: COP…

REESE: Do you know who I am? COP: No. CUT TO: COP…

REESE: Do you know who I am? COP: No. CUT TO: COP & REESE sitting in a movie theatre enjoying Sweet Home Alabama.

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