Ruben Carbajal

I’ve been listed in two end-of-the-year Top 10 lists.

In what has to be a shock to my high school guidance counselor, it’s not the kind they hang in post offices.

ReviewFix names me a Top Ten Off-Off Broadway Professional in New York City, and this summer’s Red Shark Production/Planet Connections presentation of my one-act play, HOLD as one of their Top 10 Off-Off Broadway Productions!

Concordia survivors were offered 30% off their next cruise. If the captain would’ve punctured the inflatable lifeboats, they’d get half off.

Pat Sajak admitted he’s hosted Wheel of Fortune drunk. This is also a good strategy for watching the show.

I officially have a bum leg. It’s a great time to be silver.

I officially have a bum leg. It’s a great time to be silver.

NBA, it’s good to be back.

Mitt Romney seems like a great candidate, until he fires you.

Sign: SIR ISAAC NEWTON DISCOVERS THE LAW OF DEPRAVITY. Apple falls on NEWTON, he rises, screams and pummels the tree. CURTAIN #tp148

Sign: SIR ISAAC NEWTON DISCOVERS THE LAW OF DEPRAVITY. Apple falls on NEWTON, he rises, screams and pummels the tree. CURTAIN #tp148

Why is Mitt running for president when he’s rich enough to take control with a personal army of super-robots?

Whenever I read lists like “The Top 5 Regrets of the Dying,” I’m always surprised that “I’m Dying” isn’t #1