December 8, 2011 in
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I’ve been listed in two end-of-the-year Top 10 lists.
In what has to be a shock to my high school guidance counselor, it’s not the kind they hang in post offices.
ReviewFix names me a Top Ten Off-Off Broadway Professional in New York City, and this summer’s Red Shark Production/Planet Connections presentation of my one-act play, HOLD as one of their Top 10 Off-Off Broadway Productions!
January 27, 2012 in
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Concordia survivors were offered 30% off their next cruise. If the captain would’ve punctured the inflatable lifeboats, they’d get half off.
January 26, 2012 in
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Pat Sajak admitted he’s hosted Wheel of Fortune drunk. This is also a good strategy for watching the show.
January 26, 2012 in
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I officially have a bum leg. It’s a great time to be silver.
January 26, 2012 in
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I officially have a bum leg. It’s a great time to be silver.
January 26, 2012 in
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NBA, it’s good to be back.
January 25, 2012 in
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Mitt Romney seems like a great candidate, until he fires you.
January 24, 2012 in
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Sign: SIR ISAAC NEWTON DISCOVERS THE LAW OF DEPRAVITY. Apple falls on NEWTON, he rises, screams and pummels the tree. CURTAIN #tp148
January 24, 2012 in
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Sign: SIR ISAAC NEWTON DISCOVERS THE LAW OF DEPRAVITY. Apple falls on NEWTON, he rises, screams and pummels the tree. CURTAIN #tp148
January 24, 2012 in
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Why is Mitt running for president when he’s rich enough to take control with a personal army of super-robots?
January 23, 2012 in
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Whenever I read lists like “The Top 5 Regrets of the Dying,” I’m always surprised that “I’m Dying” isn’t #1